WHO Poll
Q: 2023/24 Hopes & aspirations for this season
a. As Champions of Europe there's no reason we shouldn't be pushing for a top 7 spot & a run in the Cups
24%
  
b. Last season was a trophy winning one and there's only one way to go after that, I expect a dull mid table bore fest of a season
17%
  
c. Buy some f***ing players or we're in a battle to stay up & that's as good as it gets
18%
  
d. Moyes out
37%
  
e. New season you say, woohoo time to get the new kit and wear it it to the pub for all the big games, the wags down there call me Mr West Ham
3%
  



zico 5:38 Wed Apr 14
What are you really crap at? I mean really crap?!
Bit of time this week and thought I would paint the upstairs landing brightening up the coving and glossing the doors. Can't be too hard I thought. Well bar not looking into preparation properly (idiot), and not being the most patient with such things (idiot), I can definitely say that I am not very good at DIY. Pathetically useless in fact. From crashing a ladder down on one toe, to another on the other foot within seconds, or crashing it into my shins, to paint on the carpet and on me despite my best efforts not to, gloss not sticking properly (I know why now!) and walking around with masking tape or newspaper stuck to my feet, it has been an absolute disaster and I still have one door left to go! I am not clumsy generally but I can categorically say that it must have looked like Laurel & Hardy or Frank Spencer attempting DIY. Amazing isn't it how many times you brush past a door or a door frame during a day isn't it? Never notice unless the bloody thing is wet with paint!

So what are you fellow WHO'ers absolutely terrible at to the extent that it really isn't even worth you trying?!

Replies - In Chronological Order (Show Newest Messages First)

dm 5:42 Wed Apr 14
Re: What are you really crap at? I mean really crap?!
drawing. I have always been utterly shit at drawing.

Leonard Hatred 5:48 Wed Apr 14
Re: What are you really crap at? I mean really crap?!
Darts. I usually miss the board.

Swiss. 5:49 Wed Apr 14
Re: What are you really crap at? I mean really crap?!
Being crap at anything.

Lato 5:49 Wed Apr 14
Re: What are you really crap at? I mean really crap?!
Excel.......every job that I am interested states must be proficient in Excel. I make Rodney Trotter look a computer genius!

Far Cough 5:49 Wed Apr 14
Re: What are you really crap at? I mean really crap?!
100 Metre one legged arse kicking Olympics

Nurse Ratched 6:01 Wed Apr 14
Re: What are you really crap at? I mean really crap?!
I'm a fair cook, but my 'knife skills' (chopping, slicing, boning, etc) are abysmal. I'm forever cutting myself. And burning myself on the oven, come to think of it.

I'm rubbish at photography, which infuriates me.

I'm crap at working out what people mean by their facial expressions and body language. The thing about your facial expressions: to me it just looks like churning, undulating waves and twitches of flesh. I can't decode it. I can't 'read between the lines' regarding what people are saying. I communicate much better in writing than I do face to face because the physical presence of people jams my radar and scrambles my brain. So much to take in, regarding your smells, noises and movements. I have Asperger syndrome, so there's loads of stuff about communication, interaction and socialising that baffles and stresses me.

I can't kick or throw a ball straight, either.

cup of tea 6:03 Wed Apr 14
Re: What are you really crap at? I mean really crap?!
Being polite

joe royal 6:09 Wed Apr 14
Re: What are you really crap at? I mean really crap?!
Driving and sex.

goose 6:11 Wed Apr 14
Re: What are you really crap at? I mean really crap?!
languages
drawing
parking

Darlo Debs 6:24 Wed Apr 14
Re: What are you really crap at? I mean really crap?!
I think we can safely say that typing isn't my greatest strength. Beyond that Maths and singing.

Darlo Debs 6:27 Wed Apr 14
Re: What are you really crap at? I mean really crap?!
Joe Royal 6.10

Well if you will insist on trying to do them.at the same time.

fraser 6:38 Wed Apr 14
Re: What are you really crap at? I mean really crap?!
Golf - though I keep trying

Seeing - doesn't help the above

TonkaToy 6:53 Wed Apr 14
Re: What are you really crap at? I mean really crap?!
Dancing, Swimming, or anything that needs specific timed physical co-ordination.

I've given up trying to learn the front crawl; I just end up swallowing half the pool.

My Mrs has asked me to stop trying to dance when I'm at any event with her....

Lee Trundle 6:54 Wed Apr 14
Re: What are you really crap at? I mean really crap?!
Understanding the female brain.

Mr Kenzo 7:23 Wed Apr 14
Re: What are you really crap at? I mean really crap?!
Saying "No" when your mates ask you about about going for a pint, when you have promised to spend a quiet weekend with your missus.

defjam 7:28 Wed Apr 14
Re: What are you really crap at? I mean really crap?!
Nurse Ratched 6:01 Wed Apr 14

'I'm rubbish at photography, which infuriates me.'

To be fair 95% of people who post on social media are, they don't know the first thing about 'photography' it's just that they post something and their mates say "Ooh thats amazing" and voila everyone thinks they're a photographer.

So keep at it! :)

Skooby 7:29 Wed Apr 14
Re: What are you really crap at? I mean really crap?!
Making new friends......hi, I'm new to WHO!

defjam 7:29 Wed Apr 14
Re: What are you really crap at? I mean really crap?!
*Logs off*

Northern Sold 7:33 Wed Apr 14
Re: What are you really crap at? I mean really crap?!
Social fucking Media....




I'll give anything and everything a go... love DIY .... but plumbing and me don't get along... lucky enough my MATE Moany Kev is only a phonecall away...

oioi 8:06 Wed Apr 14
Re: What are you really crap at? I mean really crap?!
defjam 7:28 Wed Apr 14


"they don't know the first thing about 'photography' "

What do they need to know?

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